vajazzle

vajazzle
1. (vajazzle) (624↑, 196↓)
To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.

Jennifer Love Hewitt regularly vajazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

2. (vajazzle) (498↑, 180↓)
(v). to decorate your vag with jewels, thus bedazzling your vagina.

"She's ugly as shit.. but she vajazzles, so it's okay."

3. (Vajazzle) (396↑, 132↓)
Verb: Vajazzle. To decorate your vagina with sequins.

"I am currently Vajazzled" --Jennifer Love Hewitt quote from George Lopez interview 02/12/2010

4. (vajazzle) (366↑, 141↓)
1.) To adorn ones crotchal region with swarovski crystals 2.) To use ones vagina as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.

"I wish she'd warned me that she'd gotten vajazzled. Now I have this wicked rash on my [cum gutters]." valley girl\#1: Wow Tiffany, another pair of Christian Loubs?? That's the third pair this week\! valley girl\#2: Yeah, Jeff got them for me. He's totally vajazzled.

5. (vajazzle) (312↑, 117↓)
to groom one's private parts prior to visiting the OBGYN or before a hot date.

Did you vajazzle before you visited the OBGYN today?

6. (Vajazzle) (98↑, 18↓)
To bedazzle your little pink kitten, that pretty little ribbon... your vagina. That's right. Now YOU can sparkle like the famous Edward Cullen. And why stop there? You could even vajazzle your boyfriend\! Want to beat Ke$ha at her own game? Forget the glitter, get the jewels, and start vajazzling\!\!\!\!

And now here's a review from Jennifer Love Hewitt: "After a break up, a friend of mine um, Swarovski Crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball." ah haaa\vajazzle well put, Jennifer.. well put. Those who wish to *ahem* "vajazzle their va-jay-jays" can read more about it, in her book 'The Day I Shot Cupid'.. sounds like a good read to me\!\!

Related: vagina, bling, balls, bedazzle, vajazzling, crystals, genitals, jennifer love-hewitt, vag, va-jay-jay, vajazzled
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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  • vajazzle — verb /vəˈdʒazl,vəˈdʒæzəl/ To decorate the vulva or pubic area with jewels. And if you have a college daughter, at least talk to her and tell her to keep her antics to herself, not using her vajazzled groin in attacking young men at fraternity… …   Wiktionary

  • vajazzle — /vəˈdʒæzəl/ (say vuh jazuhl) Colloquial –verb (i) (vajazzled, vajazzling) 1. (of a woman) to decorate the pubic area by applying adhesive crystals to the skin after removal of hair by waxing. –noun 2. the decoration so applied. {vag(ina) +… …  

  • Vajazzling — in Form eines HTML Tags Vajazzling bezeichnet eine Form der temporären Körpergestaltung, wobei Schmuckelemente auf dem Venushügel angebracht werden. Es werden hierfür selbstklebende Kristallsteine verwendet, die mit einem Spezialkleber auf der… …   Deutsch Wikipedia

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